Guest commentator Eva helps us express our disgust:
Eva: Has kind of a bitter, syrupy flavor. I can sort of smell the blueberry at first, but I absolutely don't taste it. While it is a dark beer, it's kind of watery, translucently flavored, and anemic. It sort of reminds me of the coffee you get at nursing homes. Maybe there's some sort of fruity note, but not in a good way. Maybe like an orange that you left in the car and then found months later after it has frozen and thawed a couple times. I mean, I could drink it, but not enjoy it -- much like nursing home coffee. 2.5/10
Claudia: Ugh, god. Like metal. It's like you're going into a pipe factory. It has a taste of dirt and dampness, but is overwhelmed by steel. It's like licking a rusty spoon. This is like a stainless steel sculpture of blueberries that someone threw out. And then there was a dirt storm. 2.5/10
Jay: Metallic, psuedo-smoky, and tastes like blueberry cough syrup. Reminds me of wet dogs. Starts bitter (not in a pleasant way); aftertaste is reminiscent of how my mouth tastes after I vomit. Now I see why this was 50% off at QFC. 3/10
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